After years of covering video games as a journalist, Phil Hornshaw has dabbled a bit with the text game maker Twine.

Kobayanshi Marooned

A goofy space-themed adventure that ties in with the book “The Space Hero’s Guide to Glory: How to Get Off Your Podunk Planet and Master the Final Frontier” finds players working their way through the final exam for cadets entering Spacefleet Academy. Featuring a cameo appearance by renowned space hero Dirk Parsec, the game includes 26 endings — mostly horrific space deaths. There are also opportunities for seducing a variety of gender-fluid space babes.

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