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The Space Hero’s Guide to Glory: How to Get Off Your Podunk Planet and Master the Final Frontier

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Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 978-1492602996

Think every space hero was born with an army of laser-firing minions?

Think it’s easy to maintain a healthy rivalry with your archnemesis?

Think again!

Intergalactic News Flash: Even a rookie like yourself can become the next great Space Hero. But there’s more to it than seducing alien babes or swapping one-liners with our first mate. How will you combat the evils of helmet hair? Can you win a no-win scenario? If you want to survive the ‘Verse, you’ve got a lot to learn, Cadet.

The Space Hero’s Guide to Glory is a step-by-step illustrated guide that will take you from home world half-wit to interstellar idol. Filled with lessons gleaned from your legendary predecessors—including Han Solo, Captain Kirk, and Kara Thrace—you’ll learn the difference between laser and phaser, how to assemble a crew of brilliant misfits, and the basic piloting skills to avoid warping your starship straight into a black hole.

So suit up and get reading, Cadet. Space needs its next Space Hero!

Available in print and e-book at:

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More at thespaceherosguide.com.

So You Created a Wormhole: The Time Traveler’s Guide to Time Travel

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Publisher: Berkley Trade
ISBN: 0425245586

Welcome, intrepid temporal explorers, to the world’s first and only field manual/survival guide to time travel!

DON’T LEAVE THIS TIME PERIOD WITHOUT IT!

Humans from H. G. Wells to Albert Einstein to Bill & Ted have been fascinated by time travel – some say drawn to it like moths to a flame. But in order to travel safely and effectively, newbie travelers need to know the dos and don’ts. Think of this handy little book as the only thing standing between you and an unimaginably horrible death – or being trapped forever in another time or alternate reality. You get:

Essential time travel knowledge:

  • Choosing the right time machine, from DeLoreans to hot tubs to phone booths – and beyond
  • What to say – and what NOT to say – to your doppelganger
  • Understanding black holes and Stephen Hawking’s term “spaghettification” (no, it’s not a method of food preparation; yes, it is a horrifically painful way to meet your end)
  • The connection between Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity, traversing wormholes and the 88 mph speed requirement
  • The possible consequences of creating a time paradox-including, but not limited to, the implosion of the universe

Survival tips for nearly any sticky time travel situation:

  • How to befriend a dinosaur and subsequently fight other dinosaurs with that dinosaur
  • Instructions to build your very own Rube Goldberg Time Machine
  • Crusading – for fun and profit
  • Tips on battling cowboys, pirates, ninjas, samurai, Nazis, Vikings, robots and space marines
  • How to operate a microwave oven
  • Enjoying the servitude of robots and tips for living underground when they inevitably rise up against us

Read an excerpt on our Facebook page.

Available in print and e-book at:

iam8bit | Amazon | IndieBound | Barnes & Noble | Books-A-Million | Half.com

More at thetimetravelguide.com.

The Unofficial Resident Evil Trivia Challenge

hornshaw website books unofficial resident evil trivia challengePublisher: Adams Media
ISBN: 9781440542596

In this Resident Evil Trivial Challenge Book, You may think that you know everything there is to know about Alice and the Umbrella Corporation, but how much do you really know? With topics that cover the entire Resident Evil franchise, you’ll have to drop in on every fight, scene, and exchange in order to beat this trivia challenge.

In The Unofficial Resident Evil Trivia Challenge You’ll Learn:

  • Alice’s real name appear in the films
  • How long it takes to make a single dose of the Daylight vaccine
  • What role did the mansion play iun World War II

Available in print and e-book at:

Amazon | IndieBound | Barnes & Noble | Books-A-Million | Half.com

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